I love the counterpose in this joke. Hope you enjoy it!

A blonde was on holidays in the depths of Cape York. She 
wanted desperately to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes 
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors 
were asking for the highly prized shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” 
attitude of one of the shop keepers, the blonde shouted, “Well 
then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can 
get a pair of shoes at a decent price!”

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, 
why don’t you just go and give it a try”.

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the 
swamps and marshes, determined to catch herself a crocodile.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls 
over to the side of the swamp where he spots that same young 
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 15-foot croc swimming rapidly 
toward her.

With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, 
with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. 
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The 
shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed 
silence.

Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the big croc on its 
back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great 
frustration, She shouts out, “Damn, this one is barefoot, too!”

🙂

Sandy